Gujjewish

(gooj-joo-ish)

A person of mixed heritage, belonging to both the Gujarati and the Jewish communities. Known to possess legendary thriftiness.

flog

(flawg)
a fucking blog. Generally written by individuals in the advertising industry - mostly copywriters - for the purpose of marketing products they do not believe in.

horizontalled

(hawr-uh-zon-tld)

the state of laying oneself down, both physically and mentally

awareful wakefulness

(uh-wair-fuhl  weyk-fuhl-něs)

a state wherein the individual is full of awareness

all outness

(ôl out něs)

a behaviour wherein an individual launches a full blown attack, no holds barred